1. ieatgokudera:

    EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

    (Source: bombprince, via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

     
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    krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

    krabwatch:

    finally an option that fits me

    (via gruffen)

     
  3. yourbones:

    somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

    My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

    Nailed it.

    (via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

     
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    New Art by Karen Hallion

    justafanboy:

    crimsoncloverrr:

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    You don’t understand how much I want This to happen

    (via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

     
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    vampirequeen:

    bonnibelbubblegum:

    IRAN OUT OF DORITOS

    image

    (via geothebio)

     
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    tomhiddlesbitch:

this-smile-is-a-boldfaced-lie:

fancyfemaletimelord:

No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

oH JESUS CHRIST I AM DYING

i think u should seek medical attention

    tomhiddlesbitch:

    this-smile-is-a-boldfaced-lie:

    fancyfemaletimelord:

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    No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

    oH JESUS CHRIST I AM DYING

    i think u should seek medical attention

    (via sam-andriel)

     
    1. Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
    2. My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
     
  7. ruralfox:

    THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN *wheeze*

    (Source: letdownyourhairzel, via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

     
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    whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

    iodineoxygenuraniumafall:

    dress like you hug kittens for living 

    OH YOU, BADASS JAWN

    Ultimate Badass John Watson is my favorite.

    (via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

     
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     ”Our fate lives in us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.”

    (Source: aryastarks, via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

     
  10. lickypickystickyme:

    I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

    src

    (via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

     
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    dysenterygay:

    i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

    (via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

     
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    rumregrets:

    wasteland-observer:

    basedgodniall:

    WAS IT WORTH IT

    I am breakfast 

    DYING. THIS MAN IS LIVING THE DREAM

    (Source: pitchblackjoe, via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

     
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    soudas:

    can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

    (Source: 3033033, via gruffen)